Butlermageddon Shirts
The sun beat down, a perfect beach day! I was rocking my “Butlermageddon Shirts” tee, a souvenir from that hilarious convention. The waves were calling, and I dove right in, emerging victorious, if a little sandy. That’s when I noticed it. Tiny grains, clinging like glitter to the dark fabric of my beloved shirt.
Panic set in. This wasn’t just any sand; this was *beach* sand, notorious for its stickiness. I tried shaking, brushing, even flapping like a deranged seagull. Nothing. The sand remained, mocking me with its sparkly persistence. Now my “Butlermageddon Shirts” tee was a “Butlermageddon Shirts *and* Sand” tee. Maybe this was a new niche market? Or maybe I just needed a power washer. Either way, the beach had claimed my shirt as its own, and I was left to ponder the existential dread of sandy fandom apparel.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












