Var Humbug Christmas Shirts
The Dewey Decimal System blurred. I was supposed to be researching 18th-century trade routes, but my reflection in the library window kept pulling me back. There it was, the corner of my “Var Humbug Christmas Shirts” t-shirt peeking out from under my sweater.
Suddenly, I was back in Mom’s chaotic living room, fairy lights blinking, surrounded by wrapping paper carnage. My cousins, normally aloof teenagers, were actually *laughing*, all sporting the same ridiculous green shirt. Aunt Mildred had bought them for everyone, a forced march into festive cheer. I remember rolling my eyes then, but now? A pang of warmth hit me. Even Uncle George, notorious grump, had cracked a smile. Maybe those shirts weren’t so bad after all. Focus, trade routes! But… the memory of Mom’s eggnog… Nope. Back to the books.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












