Seattle Mariners Big Dumper Might As Well Go Win The Whole Fucking Thing Shirts
My palms were sweating so badly I could practically water the succulents on the cafe table. Across from me sat Liam, whose online profile had promised witty banter and a shared love of indie music. So far, we’d only managed awkward small talk about the weather.
Then, his eyes landed on my shirt. “Is that…a ‘Big Dumper’ Mariners shirt?” he asked, a grin spreading across his face.
My cheeks flushed. “Yeah,” I mumbled, suddenly self-conscious about my slightly-too-enthusiastic support for Cal Raleigh.
“No way! I love it! I was at the game where he hit that ALDS walk-off!” He launched into a passionate retelling of the moment, his eyes sparkling.
Relief washed over me. The “Seattle Mariners Big Dumper Might As Well Go Win The Whole Fucking Thing” shirt, usually reserved for game days, had somehow become the ultimate icebreaker. Turns out, Liam was just as obsessed with the Mariners as I was. The succulents were safe, and the date was officially on.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












