The Big Sleep Men Shirts
(The food truck, “Noir Nibblers”, is painted in shades of gray and black, with a fedora-wearing cat as its logo. Jazzy blues music plays softly.)
“Alright, next!” I call out, wiping my hands on my apron. “What’ll it be, friend? Got our signature ‘Dashiell Hammett Dog’, a spicy chili dog with a hint of intrigue, or maybe the ‘Philip Marlowe Melt’, a gooey grilled cheese that’ll solve any hunger pangs.”
I see a guy in line fiddling with his shirt. “Hold on,” he says, pulling it up. “Is this… does this count?”
His shirt reads “The Big Sleep Men Shirts” in bold lettering. I grin. “Well, I’ll be! Looks like you’re one of the initiated. Yep, that’s the password. One free meal, your choice. Welcome to Noir Nibblers, where style and sustenance meet.” I wink. “Just try not to ask too many questions about the ingredients.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












