Chiodos Hawthorne Heights Tour 2025 Shirts
**(Brightly lit food truck, blasting mid-2000s emo. Banner reads: “Misery Signals Sandwiches – Where Melodies Meet Meat!”)**
**YOU:** (Approaching the counter, wearing a vintage Chiodos Hawthorne Heights tour shirt) “Hey, I’d like to order…”
**FOOD TRUCK GUY (pierced, tattooed, and wearing a Saves the Day hat):** “Hold up! Is that… is that a *Chiodos Hawthorne Heights Tour 2025* shirt? Holy crap, dude! You’re a true believer!”
**YOU:** “Guilty as charged. Been waiting a long time for this reunion.”
**FOOD TRUCK GUY:** “Right on! Anyone wearing that future relic gets a free ‘Ohio is For Emo’ Grilled Cheese! On the house! Consider it fuel for the pit when they finally hit the stage. Extra side of tater tots, too!”
**YOU:** “Seriously? That’s awesome! Thanks!”
**FOOD TRUCK GUY:** “No problem! Keep the faith, brother! And tell Craig Owens I said, ‘Write another ‘All’s Well That Ends Well’ already!'”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












