Without Sebastians Id Starve Shirts
I tossed my groceries onto the conveyor belt, my “Without Sebastian’s I’d Starve” shirt facing the cashier. She scanned a bag of chips, then paused, eyeing my shirt. “Sebastian, huh? Good cook?”
“The best,” I beamed. “He makes everything from scratch. I’d literally starve without him.”
A woman behind me scoffed. “Sounds a little…dependent, doesn’t it?”
“Dependent? It’s appreciation!” I retorted, grabbing a can of beans. “He’s a culinary genius. I’m just acknowledging it.”
The cashier, now scanning a carton of eggs, chimed in. “I get it. My grandma makes the best apple pie. I’d probably cry if she stopped.”
“Exactly!” I said, relieved. The woman behind me just rolled her eyes as the cashier finished ringing me up.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












