Official Courtroom Sketch Ryan Routh Attempting To Stab Himself The Neck After Guilty Verdict Tshirt Sweater
“Next!” I yell, wiping my brow. “Alright, what’ll it be?”
A customer approaches, eyes wide, and points to the menu. “The Spicy Pork Belly Bao, please.”
I nod, already reaching for the order pad. Then, I notice it. Peeking out from beneath his jacket, the unmistakable, horrifying graphic. “Wait a minute… is that… the *Official Courtroom Sketch Ryan Routh Attempting to Stab Himself in the Neck After Guilty Verdict* T-shirt?”
He looks down, a flicker of pride in his eyes. “The one and only.”
I slam the order pad down. “You, sir, are a connoisseur of the truly bizarre. Consider your Bao on the house. In fact, take a side of kimchi fries too. Just… promise me you’ll wear that thing to jury duty next time.” I can’t help but laugh. Some things are just too strange to ignore.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












