Toadies Do You Wanna Die Shirts
“So,” Dr. Miller said, his gloved hands hovering near my mouth, “I couldn’t help but notice your shirt.” He chuckled nervously. “Toadies… Do You Wanna Die. Bit intense for a Tuesday morning, isn’t it?”
I mumbled through the suction tube, “Love the Toadies.”
He adjusted the bright light. “Right, right. Music. Of course. Just, uh, the title… Did you see them in concert? They still playing?”
“Yeah, saw ’em last year,” I managed, feeling a bead of sweat trickle down my temple.
“Huh. Well, good for them. Good for you. Just, you know, in my line of work, we try to promote… you know… life. Healthy gums, strong teeth, the whole shebang.” He poked at a molar. “So, maybe next time, something a little… brighter? Like a ‘Save the Whales’ tee?” He laughed again, a little too loud. My jaw was starting to ache.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












