September 1985 Limited Edition 40 Year Old 40th Birthday Shirts
âSo, howâs⌠howâs everything?â Dr. Miller asked, peering into my mouth with a tiny mirror.
âMmmph, goo,â I mumbled around the suction tube.
He chuckled, a sound that echoed unnervingly in the small room. âGood, good. See youâre wearing⌠a shirt.â
My eyes widened. Was he going to comment on the coffee stain? Please, not the coffee stain.
ââSeptember 1985 Limited Editionâ,â he read aloud. âQuite a year, 1985. I remember⌠leg warmers were all the rage.â
My stomach flipped. He was trying to make small talk. Awkward, birthday-related small talk.
âForty, huh?â he continued, probing a molar. âBig milestone.â
I squeezed the armrests, wishing Iâd worn a plain t-shirt. This was worse than the scraping. “Mmm-hmm,” I managed, praying for this dental torture â and the birthday interrogation â to end.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material â 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. Youâll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you donât look like youâve put a dress on












