King Of The Apple Hill Shirts
“That’ll be $32.47,” the cashier, Brenda, chirped, scanning my groceries. She paused, eyes lingering on my t-shirt. Bold letters proclaimed, “KING OF APPLE HILL.”
“Apple Hill, huh? Think you’re hot stuff?” she asked, a playful smirk on her face.
“Well, I *do* make a mean apple pie,” I boasted, puffing out my chest a little.
Brenda scoffed. “Pie’s beginner level. It’s all about the cider donuts. Fresh, warm, melt-in-your-mouth goodness. *That’s* the true Apple Hill crown.”
“Cider donuts? Overrated,” I countered, placing my debit card on the reader. “Give me a crisp, juicy apple, straight from the orchard, any day.”
“You’re missing out! The cinnamon sugar, the perfect crumb…” She trailed off, a dreamy look in her eyes. “Maybe I *am* the real queen of Apple Hill.”
I chuckled, “Alright, Brenda. We’ll have to settle this with a taste test.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












