Rope Tree Journalist Some Assembly Required Shirts
I placed my items on the conveyor belt, the last item being one of my “Rope Tree Journalist Some Assembly Required” shirts. The cashier, a young woman with bright purple hair, scanned it with a quizzical look. “Rope Tree Journalist? What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It’s…a commentary on the state of journalism,” I stammered, feeling suddenly self-conscious. “Like, journalists are being strung up by the powers that be, but also, they need to assemble themselves and fight back?”
She raised an eyebrow. “Sounds a little violent. Almost like you’re advocating for…lynching?”
“No! Absolutely not!” I protested, my face reddening. “It’s metaphorical! A visual representation of struggle!”
“Sure,” she said, unimpressed, handing me the receipt. “Just be careful who you wear that around. Some people might not get the ‘metaphor’.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












