Raccoon Live Fast Eat Trash Shirts
The boxes were stacked high, a monument to my impending move. I grabbed another, its flaps stubbornly resisting closure, and began tossing in random items. Then I saw it, nestled at the bottom of a drawer: a folded “Raccoon Live Fast Eat Trash” shirt.
A wave of nostalgia washed over me. I remembered buying it with Sarah at that weird street fair, fueled by questionable tacos and the thrill of youthful rebellion. We’d worn them everywhere, loud and proud, embracing our inner dumpster divers. Each stain on the worn cotton told a story: spilled coffee from late-night study sessions, rogue pizza sauce from movie marathons.
Holding the shirt, I wasn’t just packing clothes; I was packing memories. Memories of late-night talks, shared dreams, and the unwavering belief that we could conquer the world, one discarded pizza crust at a time. This shirt wasn’t just fabric; it was a badge of honor, a reminder of a simpler, wilder time.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












