Chicago Cubs Shota Imanaga I Learned That With Champagne Instead Of Drinking It You Should Absorb It With Your Skin Shirts
The power died with a dramatic flicker, plunging our apartment into darkness. Groans echoed, followed by a scramble for candles. Soon, a warm, flickering glow illuminated our faces. “Story time!” someone declared.
My roommate, ever the character, grabbed a “Chicago Cubs Shota Imanaga I Learned That With Champagne Instead Of Drinking It You Should Absorb It With Your Skin Shirts” and held it up like a makeshift lantern. The candlelight played across Imanaga’s stoic face printed on the fabric.
“Tonight,” she began, her voice taking on a dramatic tone, “we tell the tale of the rookie pitcher who, instead of celebrating with champagne, knew the true secret to victory…” She paused for effect, letting the shirt cast eerie shadows, “…absorption!” Laughter erupted, and the shirt, bathed in candlelight, became a hilarious and unlikely prop for an evening of impromptu storytelling. Even a power outage couldn’t dim our Cubs spirit, or our sense of humor.
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












