Emo Nite Every Enien Paintball Shirts
The elevator lurched, a metallic groan echoing as the lights flickered and died. Panic bloomed in the confined space. A woman in a power suit gasped, clutching her briefcase. A teenager scrolled furiously on his phone, searching for service. Then, Mr. Henderson, clutching a grocery bag, spoke.
“Well, isn’t that a…unique shirt you’ve got on there?”
All eyes turned to me. I was wearing my “Emo Nite Every Enien Paintball Shirts” tee, a chaotic collage of neon paint splatters and blurry band logos.
“Emo Nite?” the teenager asked, intrigued. “Is that still a thing?”
“Paintball?” the woman chimed in, momentarily forgetting her claustrophobia. “That sounds…therapeutic.”
Suddenly, the tension dissipated. They were dissecting my shirt, debating the merits of early 2000s angst and the surprising stress relief of splattering your friends with paint. I just stood there, trapped in a metal box, my questionable fashion choices unexpectedly bridging the gap between strangers.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on