Detroit Lions We Dont Kick Field Goals Shirts
The beach was calling, and I answered, decked out in my lucky “Detroit Lions We Dont Kick Field Goals” shirt. Pride swelled with every wave I saw, blue and silver mirroring the colors on my chest. I sprawled on my towel, ready to soak up the sun and Lions vibes.
That’s when the rogue gust hit. A mini sandstorm erupted, coating everything in gritty particles. I sat up sputtering, feeling like I’d swallowed half the beach. And then I saw it: my beloved shirt, now a canvas of tiny sand grains.
I tried brushing it off, but the more I brushed, the more embedded the sand became. It was like the universe was mocking my unwavering faith in aggressive play-calling. Now, instead of boldly proclaiming my Lions’ strategy, my shirt looked like it had been through a desert war. Guess I’d be explaining the “sandy field goal” look all day.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












