Official J Robert Oppenheimer Turning Explosions Up To Eleven Since 1942 Tshirts Sweater
The subway car rattled and swayed, a symphony of coughs, phone notifications, and the screech of metal on metal. A gaggle of teenagers in matching neon tracksuits jostled for space near the door, their laughter echoing.
A woman with a towering stack of library books sighed dramatically, accidentally bumping into a man engrossed in a crossword puzzle. “Oops, sorry!” she mumbled.
He just grunted, then squinted at her. “Hey, is that… is that some kind of ironic Oppenheimer thing you’re wearing?” He pointed, his pen hovering over “7 Down: Atomic Number 92.”
The woman adjusted her scarf. “What? Oh, this old thing? Yeah, it’s a gift. ‘Official J Robert Oppenheimer Turning Explosions Up To Eleven Since 1942 Tshirts Sweater’. Kinda morbid, I guess.”
One of the teenagers in neon overheard. “Woah! Dude, that’s hardcore! Where’d you get it?” The woman just shrugged as the train screeched to a halt, doors hissing open, swallowing the neon-clad teens and leaving the crossword puzzler muttering about uranium.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on