Official Juju Smith Schuster Jesus Loves You So Much It Hurts Tshirts Sweater
The first rays of sun, a blinding, holy gold, sliced through the gap in the blinds, landing squarely on a pile of laundry. Atop that pile, resplendent in its glory, lay the “Official Juju Smith Schuster Jesus Loves You So Much It Hurts Tshirts Sweater.” It practically glowed. The polyester blend, usually a dull grey, seemed to shimmer with divine light.
A groan emanated from under the covers. Mark, stirred from sleep by the sheer intensity of the garment’s aura, squinted. The slogan, emblazoned across the chest, seemed to pulse. “Jesus Loves You So Much It Hurts!” it screamed, in a font that could only be described as aggressively cheerful. Mark burrowed deeper, the weight of Juju’s and Jesus’ combined love pressing down on him like a benevolent, slightly suffocating, cloud. He needed coffee. He needed a silent, secular morning. He definitely needed to hide that sweater.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












