Official Alpacalypse Alpaca Tshirts Sweater
The alarm blared at 6 AM, already a wrong start. I spilled coffee down my pristine white shirt, then realized I’d promised Sarah I’d pick up the cake for her alpaca-themed birthday party. Cue frantic dash to the bakery, only to discover they’d misspelled “Alpacalypse” on the frosting. Great. Back home, wrestling the cake into the fridge, I snagged my favorite sweater on a protruding nail, ripping a hole. “Just perfect,” I muttered, rummaging for a replacement. In the chaos, I stumbled upon a box of old band t-shirts and, buried beneath a faded metalhead tee, was it. The “Official Alpacalypse Alpaca Tshirts Sweater,” a gag gift from last Christmas. Ironic, considering the current state of my day. At least I’d have something to wear to the party, even if it was a sartorial admission of defeat.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












