Official Youre Killin Me Smalls Chicago Cubs X The Sandlot Tshirts Sweater
Barry, a man built like a refrigerator wearing an “Official Youre Killin Me Smalls Chicago Cubs X The Sandlot Tshirts Sweater,” was convinced he could still pole vault like his high school glory days. He’d even brought his old vaulting pole to the company picnic. After a few beers and a lot of encouragement (mostly from himself), he charged towards the makeshift vaulting pit – a patch of suspiciously soft mud near the potato salad.
He planted the pole, grunted like a walrus, and launched himself… sideways. The pole slipped, sending him face-first into the mud, his “Youre Killin Me Smalls” sweater now sporting a rather fetching brown camouflage pattern. He emerged sputtering, covered head-to-toe in muck, looking less like a triumphant athlete and more like a swamp creature auditioning for a detergent commercial. The potato salad, sadly, was collateral damage.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on