Official Pritzker Sucks Tshirts Sweater
The 7 train screeched to a halt, doors hissing open to a wave of humanity. Leo, wedged between a woman juggling grocery bags and a guy blasting K-Pop, clung to a pole for dear life. Suddenly, a booming voice cut through the din.
“Hey! Nice threads, pal!”
Leo turned to see a burly man with a handlebar mustache pointing at the teenager across the aisle. The teen, blushing furiously, was indeed sporting a bright red sweater emblazoned with “Official Pritzker Sucks Tshirts” in bold white lettering.
“Uh, thanks?” the teen mumbled, pulling at the collar.
“Show some pride, kid!” the mustached man bellowed, earning a few chuckles. “He’s raising our taxes, gotta let him know how we feel! You buy that downtown? Heard they’re sellin’ like hotcakes!”
The train lurched forward, sending everyone swaying. Leo just hoped the governor wasn’t riding this morning.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












