Official Honkus Ponkus Goose Halloween Tshirts Sweater
Agnes, a woman known for her over-the-top Halloween enthusiasm, tripped over a rogue pumpkin while attempting to dramatically enter the neighborhood costume contest. She was, of course, clad in her prized “Official Honkus Ponkus Goose Halloween Tshirts Sweater,” a garment featuring a particularly smug-looking goose wearing a tiny witch hat.
As she tumbled, Agnes grabbed wildly for support, accidentally yanking down a string of cobweb decorations. The cobwebs, now covered in pumpkin guts and Agnes’s flailing limbs, landed squarely on judge Mildred McMillan, a woman known for her impeccable white cardigan.
Mildred shrieked, convinced she was being attacked by a giant, sticky spider. Agnes, still sprawled on the lawn, could only offer a muffled apology, the smug goose on her sweater now covered in a thin layer of orange pulp. The grand prize was definitely out of the question.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












