Official Detroit Football Salty Tshirts Sweater
Agnes, bless her heart, was notoriously clumsy. She’d tripped over air before. But this time, it was epic. She was attempting to deliver a carefully crafted casserole to her neighbor, Bob, who was recovering from a particularly brutal Lions game loss. Agnes, feeling sympathetic, had donned her “Official Detroit Football Salty Tshirts Sweater,” hoping to offer some sartorial solidarity.
As she navigated the porch steps, her cat, Mittens, darted between her legs. Agnes yelped, flailing, and the casserole went airborne. It landed, not on the welcome mat, but squarely on Bob’s head as he opened the door. Creamy mushroom soup dripped down his face, mingling with the tears he was already shedding over the Lions’ defeat. The “Salty Tshirts Sweater,” now splattered with casserole remnants, seemed to mock him with its ironic cheer. Agnes could only stammer, “Uh, Go Lions…?” Bob just sighed, a mushroom-flavored tear rolling down his cheek.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












