Official Extinct Like My Motivation One Sip Closer To The Ice Age Shirts
Agnes, bless her cotton socks, was organizing the annual “Save the Snail” bake sale. She’d proudly ordered a box of “Official Extinct Like My Motivation One Sip Closer To The Ice Age Shirts” for all the volunteers, figuring it was a clever environmental statement. The problem? Agnes also decided to make a massive batch of snail-shaped cookies, dyed a vibrant, almost radioactive, green.
Mid-bake, wearing her own shirt, she leaned over the bubbling food coloring, admiring her handiwork. A rogue sneeze, powered by the fumes of concentrated green dye, sent her face-first into the pot. She emerged, sputtering and coated in goo, resembling a particularly angry, oversized, mint-flavored snail. A child pointed and shrieked, “Mommy, the shirt was right! It’s an extinct motivation monster come to life!” The bake sale, needless to say, was… memorable.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












