Official Raccoon Certified Treasure Hunter Shirts
The subway car lurched, sending a cascade of bodies swaying. A boombox strapped to a teenager’s backpack blasted a polka remix. A woman battled a rogue chihuahua that kept trying to steal her croissant. In the midst of the chaos, a man in a bright yellow Hawaiian shirt pointed excitedly at a poster plastered near the emergency exit.
“Look, Ethel! Look!” he shouted over the music, nudging his companion. “They found the Lost Dutchman’s Goldmine, I tell ya! It’s all thanks to the Official Raccoon Certified Treasure Hunter Shirts!”
Ethel, engrossed in a crossword puzzle, sighed. “Harold, you know those shirts are a scam. Besides, the ad clearly says ‘Sponsored by,’ not ‘Led to the Discovery of.'”
Harold scoffed. “Details, Ethel, details! It’s the raccoon magic! They’re nature’s little treasure finders!” He winked at a nearby commuter, who quickly averted their gaze. The chihuahua, meanwhile, had successfully pilfered half the croissant.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on