Official Fishing Drink More Evil Genius Beer Fishtown Shirts
The air hung thick with the scent of brine and malt, a peculiar perfume only found where the Delaware River kissed Fishtown. Official Fishing Drink More Evil Genius Beer Fishtown Shirts rippled on the backs of phantom anglers, their spectral rods casting shimmering lines into a river that flowed with liquid gold. Each ripple in the beer-colored water birthed fleeting visions: giant, grinning koi wearing tiny Evil Genius logos, schools of bottle-cap fish swirling in hypnotic patterns, and the ghost of a mischievous brewer, his beard braided with seaweed, chuckling as he bottled the dreams of the deep. The shirts themselves whispered stories of legendary catches – a six-pack of shimmering scale-mail, a kraken with a tap handle, the elusive ‘Hopfish’ said to grant eternal thirst. It was a place where the boundaries of reality blurred, where fishing was an art, beer was a sacrament, and every cast promised a splash of the wonderfully absurd.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












