Official American Darling Shirts
Agnes, bless her heart, was determined to win the “Best Dressed Patriotic Pet” contest at the annual Fourth of July picnic. She’d painstakingly sewn tiny American flag bandanas for her three chihuahuas, and, as a final touch, ordered three “Official American Darling Shirts” online. Unfortunately, she hadn’t accounted for chihuahua sizing.
The shirts arrived, adult medium, and swallowed the poor pups whole. Thinking quickly, Agnes decided to improvise. She fashioned them into ridiculous, oversized hats, securing them with strategically placed bobby pins. The effect was… less patriotic, more like three tiny, bewildered mushroom clouds.
As she proudly presented her “patriotic pets,” one chihuahua, overwhelmed by the enormous fabric, promptly tripped, sending a cascade of potato salad down the judge’s pristine white “Official American Darling Shirt.” The picnic went silent. Agnes just sighed. Maybe next year she’d just stick to bandanas.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on