Miss Delaney Jacks Mannequin Inspired One Less Sad Robot Shirt
The subway car lurched, sending a cascade of coughs and frustrated sighs rippling through the tightly packed passengers. A teenager with neon green hair was blasting K-Pop (thankfully through headphones) while a businessman in a rumpled suit furiously typed on his phone.
Suddenly, a voice cut through the ambient noise. “Whoa, cool shirt!” A young woman with a nose ring pointed across the aisle. “Is that… a Mannequin P reference? Miss Delaney Jacks?”
The recipient of the compliment, a lanky guy with perpetually surprised eyebrows, blushed. “Uh, yeah! It’s the ‘One Less Sad Robot’ shirt. Pretty obscure, I know.”
“Obscure? Girl, I practically lived in Hot Topic during their peak emo phase!” The woman grinned. “Miss Delaney Jacks was my queen! Where’d you even find that?”
“Online,” he mumbled, fiddling with the collar. “It’s… uh… kinda vintage.” He hoped she wouldn’t ask for his number. This was turning into a longer conversation than his introverted soul could handle before his stop.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on