Giovannie And The Hired Guns Im Not A Quitter But I Wish I Was Purple Stuff Skull Shirt
Barry, bless his heart, was attempting a grand gesture. He was going to propose to his girlfriend, Darla, at the Giovannie And The Hired Guns concert. He’d even shelled out for a custom “Darla, Will You Marry Me?” banner. Unfortunately, Barry also decided to wear his prized “Giovannie And The Hired Guns Im Not A Quitter But I Wish I Was Purple Stuff Skull Shirt,” which, while cool, was also a magnet for spilled beer.
Mid-proposal, fueled by nerves and cheap stadium lager, Barry tripped over a rogue speaker cable. The banner unfurled, landing squarely on Darla… followed by Barry, who then proceeded to vomit a rainbow of half-digested nachos all over her. The banner now read “Darla, Will You Marr-BLURGH!” Darla, covered in processed cheese and Barry’s regrets, stared at him, speechless. Barry, covered in his own shame and wearing the purple-stained skull shirt, muttered, “Well, at least I’m on brand?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












