Official Fit For An Autopsy Is Comes For You Head Shirts
The subway car rattled, a metal beast breathing hot air onto the already-sweltering platform. A gaggle of teenagers, fueled by cheap energy drinks and the thrill of a Saturday night, crammed into the corner. One, sporting a bright pink mohawk, shoved his way forward, nearly knocking over a woman struggling with grocery bags.
“Dude, chill!” his friend, a skinny kid with a pierced lip, exclaimed. “You’re gonna ruin my mosh pit strategy.” He adjusted his “Official Fit For An Autopsy Is Comes For You Head Shirts,” the menacing graphic glaring out at the startled passengers.
The mohawked kid grinned. “Relax, man. Besides, everyone here probably thinks ‘Fit For An Autopsy’ is some kind of medical procedure, not the sickest band ever.” He mimed a brutal guitar riff, earning a collective groan from the rest of the car. The train lurched forward, drowning out any further argument in a cacophony of screeching metal and muttered complaints.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on