Official Mystery Wrestling Shirts
Agnes, bless her heart, decided to surprise her knitting club with a themed luncheon. The theme? Professional Wrestling! She’d even splurged on a bulk order of “Official Mystery Wrestling Shirts” online, promising each member a unique and hilarious garment.
The big reveal came as they were elbow-deep in tuna salad sandwiches. Agnes, with a flourish, pulled open the box. Chaos erupted. Mildred, a sweet woman known for her delicate doilies, shrieked when she pulled out a shirt emblazoned with “The Gut-Wrenching Gorilla” in neon green. Ethel, whose knitting specialty was baby booties, got one that said “Queen Kong: Crushing Skulls Since ’88.”
But the real kicker? Agnes herself, beaming with pride, modeled a shirt featuring a wrestler named “The Colon Crusher.” The tuna salad suddenly seemed a lot less appealing. The knitting club was never quite the same.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












