Two Piece September 2025 Shirt
Agnes, bless her heart, was ALWAYS early to the party. This year’s “Luau Larry’s Sunset Shindig” was no exception. She’d even pre-ordered the infamous “Two Piece September 2025 Shirt” – a garish Hawaiian print two-piece set guaranteed to blind anyone within a five-foot radius.
Arriving a full hour before anyone else, Agnes, beaming, proudly modeled her ensemble for Luau Larry. Larry, however, was wrestling a rogue pineapple piñata. Distracted, he yelled, “Looks great, Agnes! Just needs… more frosting!”
Agnes, misinterpreting, promptly marched into the kitchen and, seeing a tub of buttercream intended for the coconut cake, proceeded to “frost” herself, head to toe, in the sugary goo. She emerged looking like a walking, talking tropical snow cone, just as the first guests arrived, their faces a mixture of horror and uncontrollable laughter. The “Two Piece September 2025 Shirt” had officially become the “Two Piece September 2025 Cake Covering.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












