Official Southside Trump Shirts
Brenda, bless her heart, meant well. She really did. She’d won the “Best Patriotic Dessert” prize at the Southside Seniors Bake-Off for her star-spangled Jell-O mold and wanted to celebrate by wearing her prized possession: an “Official Southside Trump Shirt,” bedazzled by her own hand.
Disaster struck when she reached for the top shelf for the celebratory prune juice. The shirt, slightly too tight after said Jell-O mold, snagged on a rusty shelf hook. With a rending sound, the shirt ripped, not just a little, but right down the middle, exposing her floral print house dress underneath.
Adding insult to injury, the bedazzled “UMP” from “TRUMP” detached and landed, glittering, directly into her prune juice. Brenda, mortified but ever resourceful, declared it “Patriotic Prune Punch” and served it anyway. Everyone politely pretended not to notice the floating “UMP.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












