Official No Crayon Eaters Anti Candy Corn Halloween Shirts
The 7 train rattled to a stop, spewing a fresh wave of commuters onto the platform. A gaggle of teenagers, faces buried in phones, jostled for space near the doors. “Ugh, this is worse than a haunted house maze on Halloween,” one groaned, bumping into a woman struggling with a stroller.
“Tell me about it,” replied her friend, adjusting her backpack. “At least I’m prepared. Got my ‘Official No Crayon Eaters Anti Candy Corn Halloween Shirts’ ready for the party tonight. Bet you anything, half the attendees will be rocking them.”
A guy with bright orange hair and a studded leather jacket overheard. “Candy corn is the bomb! What’s wrong with you people?” he exclaimed, eliciting eye rolls from the shirt-wearing teens. The doors beeped, signaling closure. He grabbed a pole, yelling, “You’ll all see! Candy corn will reign supreme!” before the train lurched forward, leaving the anti-candy corn contingent chuckling amongst themselves.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on