Phillies Karen Cruella De Phills Shirts
The sun clawed its way over the stadium lights, painting the sky the sickly sweet pink of bubblegum. Donna, resplendent in her “Phillies Karen Cruella De Phills” tee (a gift from her son, bless his heart, even if he didn’t understand the *irony*), surveyed her kingdom. The parking lot was already buzzing with the unwashed masses, their cheap beer and questionable hot dog choices assaulting her refined senses. She sniffed, adjusted her oversized sunglasses, and tightened her grip on her designer cooler. These plebeians, clutching their foam fingers and dreams of victory, dared to share *her* space. Donna exhaled, a plume of menthol smoke curling into the crisp morning air. Today, they would learn what it meant to cross a true Phillies fanatic. Today, someone would regret taking *her* parking spot.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on