Idaho Vandals Fightin Taters Shirts
The phrase “Idaho Vandals Fightin’ Taters Shirts” conjures a sepia-toned dreamscape. Imagine rolling fields of russet potatoes stretching to meet a fiery sunset, each spud a tiny warrior helmeted in earth. The Vandals, not fierce Vikings, but whimsical sprites with leafy green armor, ride forth on potato-beetle steeds. Their battle cry isn’t a roar, but a gentle rustle of potato leaves. The shirts themselves are woven from potato sack fibers, dyed in the muted hues of the Idaho sky, each emblazoned with a fierce-looking potato wielding a tiny pitchfork. They march towards a horizon where the sky bleeds into mashed potato clouds, ready to defend their starchy kingdom from the encroaching forces of blandness and the tyranny of low-carb diets. The air hums with the quiet power of root vegetables, and the promise of a truly unique, and slightly absurd, victory.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on