Official Aliens Exist I Was Chosen Hey Mom Theres Something In The Back Room Shirts
The first rays of sun, an unsettling shade of cerulean, sliced through the blinds, illuminating dust motes dancing in the pre-dawn gloom. A half-eaten bowl of cereal sat precariously on the edge of a desk littered with schematics scrawled on napkins. “Official Aliens Exist I Was Chosen” proclaimed the faded lettering on the t-shirt clinging to my sleep-rumpled form. I yawned, the taste of lukewarm milk and cosmic revelation lingering on my tongue. A rhythmic thumping emanated from the back room, a low hum that vibrated through the floorboards. This was it. The day they arrived, or, more accurately, the day I had to explain to Mom why the laundry room was now a designated extraterrestrial landing zone. “Hey Mom,” I mumbled, already rehearsing the conversation in my head, “There’s something in the back room… and it’s definitely not the dryer.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on