Official Phillies Philly Karen Wanted Reward Shirts
The humid summer air hung thick and sweet, smelling of soft pretzels and forgotten dreams. A shimmering mirage danced above the stadium, resolving into a thousand “Official Phillies Philly Karen Wanted Reward Shirts” fluttering like captured butterflies. Each shirt whispered a different story – tales of righteous indignation over obstructed views, of demands for lukewarm beer, of the mythical “Manager’s Office” where legends say grievances vanish into thin air. The reward? A lifetime supply of crab fries and a reserved seat in the umpire’s nightmares. But deeper still, the shirts hinted at a yearning, a desperate plea for order in the chaos of fandom, a longing for someone, anyone, to bring a semblance of reason to the seventh-inning stretch. They were a beacon, a siren song, a testament to the beautiful, baffling, and utterly Philadelphian pursuit of baseball justice.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on