Official Lizard Chemistry Vinyl Record Nickel Silver Science Shirts
The subway car rattled, a metal beast groaning under the weight of morning commuters. A young woman with bright pink hair, clutching a well-worn copy of “Cosmos,” was practically vibrating with enthusiasm. “Oh my GOD, have you seen this band, ‘Scaled Equations’?” she squealed to her friend, a guy buried in a graphic novel.
He glanced up, unimpressed. “Another one of your synth-wave weirdos?”
“Weirdos? They’re geniuses! They have this album, ‘Official Lizard Chemistry Vinyl Record Nickel Silver Science Shirts’ – I know, right? Amazing title! – and it’s all about… like, quantum entanglement but with reptiles! The lead singer wears a lab coat onstage! It’s epic!”
A businessman in a pinstripe suit, eavesdropping with a grimace, muttered, “Sounds like a headache.” The pink-haired girl just grinned wider. “Exactly! A beautifully complex, mind-expanding headache!” The train screeched to a halt, doors hissing open. “Gotta go! Listen to it, you’ll thank me!” she yelled, disappearing into the crowd. The graphic novel guy sighed, pulling out his earbuds. “Lizard chemistry,” he mumbled. “What is the world coming to?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












