Official Connect Everything Shirts
The subway car rattled, a metal snake squeezing through the city’s arteries. A gaggle of teenagers, crammed into a corner, were debating the merits of various meme accounts. “No, but like, @CryingCatLawyer is peak irony,” shrieked a girl with neon green hair.
Suddenly, an older gentleman, clutching a newspaper and looking slightly overwhelmed, piped up. “Excuse me, are you all…connected?” He gestured vaguely at their phones.
The green-haired girl snorted. “We’re on the internet, grandpa.”
“Ah, yes, the internet! My grandson keeps talking about it. He says I need to get an ‘Official Connect Everything Shirt’ to truly understand the modern world.” He chuckled, adjusting his glasses. “Apparently, it unlocks some sort of…digital enlightenment?”
A boy with ripped jeans choked on his laugh. “Dude, those are just tourist traps!”
The train screeched to a halt. As the doors opened, the gentleman smiled. “Well, perhaps some enlightenment is better than none! Have a good day, connected ones!” He shuffled off, leaving the teenagers in a bewildered silence.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












