Spooky Crow Witch Pumpkin Football Baltimore Ravens Flock T Shirts
The alarm blared, a jarring 6 AM wake-up. Already behind schedule. Toast burned, coffee spilled, and the toddler decided today was the day to smear peanut butter on the cat. Then, the school bus was late, leading to a frantic dash to drop off the kids, arriving just minutes before my first meeting. The day spiraled: missed deadlines, a printer malfunction, and a boss who seemed to think my brain was a hard drive.
Finally, home. Exhausted, I collapsed on the couch, only to hear a frantic shriek from the yard. A murder of crows was circling, cawing ominously around the scarecrow my wife had dressed in one of those ridiculous “Spooky Crow Witch Pumpkin Football Baltimore Ravens Flock T Shirts” she loves. Even in my sleep-deprived state, I swear the scarecrow’s painted face seemed to smirk. Another day, another dose of suburban surrealism. Just another Tuesday in Baltimore.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on