Everything Is Recorded Maharishi Celeste Shirts
Brenda, bless her heart, was determined to be the coolest aunt at the family reunion. She’d ordered matching “Everything Is Recorded Maharishi Celeste Shirts” for herself and her three nephews, convinced they’d be a hit. Unfortunately, Brenda hadn’t accounted for little Timmy’s affinity for grape juice.
During the potato sack race, a particularly enthusiastic leap sent Timmy sprawling, directly into Aunt Brenda’s arms, soaking both of them in a sticky, purple mess. Now, instead of sporting celestial vibes, they resembled abstract expressionist paintings gone wrong. Brenda, covered in grape-flavored toddler tears, wailed, “My Maharishi Celeste shirt! It’s ruined!” Timmy, bless him, just looked up and asked, “Does this mean I win the race?” The rest of the family, meanwhile, was struggling to breathe from laughter. The shirts, sadly, became a permanent reminder of the great grape juice massacre of ’23.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












