Official Prohibition One Star Rate No Beer More Crime Disapointed American Shirts
The shirts hung heavy in the twilight bazaar, each one a whispered lament. “Official Prohibition One Star Rate No Beer More Crime Disappointed American Shirts” they declared, their faded ink bleeding into the humid air. They told tales of speakeasies shimmering like mirages in desert towns, of moonshine tears and the phantom clinking of empty glasses. I imagined flapper girls with downcast eyes, their Charleston steps replaced by a mournful sway. The shirts pulsed with a forgotten anger, a yearning for the simple pleasure of a cold brew under a summer sun. They were relics of a broken promise, each star a fallen hope, each thread a tangled regret. Wearing one felt like carrying the weight of a nation’s thirst, a ghostly hangover that lingered long after the last drop was spilled.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












