Defunct Minnesota Kicks Soccer Shirts
Agnes, bless her heart, decided to spice up her Zumba class with a “Throwback Thursday” theme. She’d unearthed her prized possession: a Defunct Minnesota Kicks Soccer Shirt, circa 1981. Agnes, convinced it would be a hit, led the class in a particularly vigorous cha-cha slide.
Mid-routine, disaster struck. The vintage shirt, weakened by decades of attic dust, gave way. The Kicks logo, once emblazoned proudly across her chest, detached itself in a dramatic, slow-motion peel. It landed, perfectly, on Mildred’s head, resembling a particularly enthusiastic, if slightly moth-eaten, soccer-themed toupee. Mildred, startled, yelped, flung her arms wildly, and knocked over the water cooler, creating a slippery, giggling mess. Agnes, mortified but secretly amused, could only stammer, “Well, that’s one kick I didn’t see coming!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












