Official Trumpkin Spice Everything Nice Halloween Trump Shirts
The sun, a sickly orange, oozed over the horizon, much like the fake tan on a certain someone’s face. A chill wind, carrying the scent of decaying leaves and desperation, rattled the plastic pumpkins adorning suburban lawns. Inside, a man, clad in a “Official Trumpkin Spice Everything Nice Halloween Trump Shirts,” gulped down a lukewarm pumpkin spice latte. The fabric, stretched taut over his midsection, depicted a grinning Trumpkin – a horrifying hybrid of the former president and a gourd. His wife, equally adorned in a matching shirt, scrolled furiously through Facebook, posting memes about “owning the libs” and lamenting the lack of genuine pumpkin spice in her instant coffee. The aroma of microwaved bacon mingled with the cloying sweetness of artificial pumpkin, creating a truly unsettling start to a truly unsettling Halloween.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












