Etnies Kab I Love Boobies Shirts
The midday sun beat down as I leaned against my dusty Civic, waiting for its turn at the car wash. I tugged at the collar of my Etnies Kab I Love Boobies shirt, suddenly feeling self-conscious. It was a relic from my skater days, dug out from the back of my closet.
A shiny black Cadillac pulled up beside me. Out stepped a distinguished-looking woman, pearls gleaming in the sunlight. She surveyed my car, then her gaze landed on my shirt. My stomach dropped.
“That’s…quite the statement,” she said, a hint of amusement in her voice. “My grandson used to have a shirt just like that. He’s a neurosurgeon now, imagine that.”
I stammered, “Uh, yeah, it’s, uh…old.”
She chuckled. “Don’t be ashamed. It reminds me of simpler times. Tell you what, I’ll buy you a coffee while we wait.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












