I Survived The Roaring Knight Shirts
**(Truck is brightly colored, named “Grub & Glory”)**
**ME:** (Beaming) Welcome to Grub & Glory! Home of the best dang street tacos this side of the Blackwood Forest! What can I get for you?
**(Customer orders)**
**ME:** Alright, that’ll be [price]. Oh, and just so you know…
**(I lean in conspiratorially)**
**ME:** …if you happen to be sporting one of those “I Survived The Roaring Knight” shirts, your whole meal is on the house! We’re talking free tacos, free sides, the whole shebang! Consider it a badge of honor – and a reward for surviving that wild party. We salute you!
**(If they *are* wearing the shirt, I give them a wink and start preparing their food. If not, I just smile and ring them up.)**
**ME:** Enjoy! And tell your friends, the Grub & Glory is the place to be for heroes (and hungry folks)!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












