I Am On The Naughty List For Sucking Toes Ugly Christmas Shirts
I placed my milk and cookies on the conveyor belt, my “I Am On The Naughty List For Sucking Toes Ugly Christmas Shirt” proudly on display. The cashier, a young woman with bright red lipstick, scanned the items with a tight smile. “Interesting shirt,” she finally said, her voice carefully neutral.
“Thanks! Got it online. Spreading holiday cheer, one toe at a time,” I joked, winking.
Her smile faltered. “Um, I’m not sure that’s very… festive. Especially with children around.” She gestured vaguely towards a toddler in a stroller.
“Hey, it’s just a joke! Lighten up. Santa sees everything, including a good sense of humor,” I retorted, feeling a bit defensive.
“I guess,” she mumbled, bagging my cookies with unnecessary force. “Personally, I think it’s a little… inappropriate.”
“To each their own,” I said, grabbing my bag. “Merry Christmas to you too, even if you don’t appreciate my toe-sucking holiday spirit.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












