Original New York Giants Dont Touch Me Im Edging Shirt
The doorbell rang, and I snatched the pizza, ravenous. “Large pepperoni, extra cheese?” I confirmed, already salivating.
“Yep! Name’s for…Jessica?” the delivery guy squinted, clearly confused.
A woman’s voice, dripping ice, cut through the air. “Jessica lives upstairs.”
My stomach plummeted. This wasn’t my pizza, and that definitely wasn’t my girlfriend. Standing behind me was a woman I’d never seen before, radiating suspicion. My brain short-circuited.
Then she saw my shirt. My gloriously loud “Original New York Giants Dont Touch Me Im Edging Shirt.” Her face softened. “Oh! You’re a Giants fan? My brother’s obsessed. He’d actually kill for that pizza. Keep it, on the house. Consider it… Giants solidarity.” She winked, the tension dissolving like mozzarella on a hot pie. Crisis averted. Football: sometimes it saves more than just the game.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












