Original Ego Edging God Out Friendly Food Chain Shirt
The line at “Cosmic Grub” snaked down the block, but Maya didn’t mind. She clutched her “Original Ego Edging God Out Friendly Food Chain Shirt” close, the faded screen print a badge of honor. Finally, she reached the window.
“Welcome to Cosmic Grub! What can I get for you?” chirped the server, a woman with rainbow hair.
Maya beamed, pointing to her shirt. “I believe this entitles me to a free meal?”
The server’s eyes widened. “Wow, haven’t seen one of those in ages! The OG Ego Edger. Legend says wearing it gets you anything on the menu, on the house.” She winked. “So, what’ll it be, oh enlightened one?”
Maya grinned. “The Supernova Burger with extra Cosmic Sauce, please! And maybe a side of Galaxy Fries?” Today was going to be a good day.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












