Original Possum Overstimulated But Festive Christmas Shirt
**(The truck is brightly decorated with mismatched Christmas lights and tinsel. A sign above the window reads: “Possum’s Panic Pantry – Comfort Food for the Chaotic!”)**
**YOU:** (Wearing your “Original Possum Overstimulated But Festive Christmas Shirt”) “Hey there! Hope you’re surviving the season. I’m ready to order, and, uh, I think this qualifies me for a free meal?” (You point to your shirt.)
**TRUCK OWNER (BEHIND THE WINDOW, WEARING A SANTA HAT SLIGHTLY ASKEW):** “Whoa, now THAT’S a shirt! Bless your heart. You’re definitely rocking the ‘I need a nap and a gallon of eggnog’ look. Let’s see… ‘Original Possum Overstimulated But Festive Christmas Shirt’…yup, that’s the magic phrase! What’ll you have? Free meal, on the house. May I suggest the ‘Meltdown Mac’ – guaranteed to soothe the soul, or at least distract you from the family drama.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












